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Several times before, he hadn’t even realized who bjx was. It was only after hearing it more that he figured out it was him—the initials of his name’s pinyin.
Two relatively intense questions in a row directly stirred waves in everyone’s hearts. In the later rounds, no one asked about other topics anymore—everything was about these ambiguous questions.
However, by this point everyone had gradually figured out how to crack this game, so the situation developed into: someone clearly asked a juicy question, but the other person answered irrelevantly. The one answering felt lucky to have escaped, while the person who asked ended up having their curiosity hooked.
Wang Sichen directly requested, “Class monitor, taking ten thousand steps back, can we really not switch to Truth or Dare?”
Ye Minjia looked at everyone. “Then let’s play Truth or Dare?”
In the end, after going around in circles, they still went back to the lamest Truth or Dare.
So it wasn’t without reason that Truth or Dare has been popular among young people for so many years. People nowadays all have strong boundaries and are also quite timid. This game is most suitable for a group of people who are familiar but not that familiar—satisfying people’s desire to pry into privacy, and also satisfying the mischievous impulse deep in their hearts.
Although the intentions weren’t exactly pure, thankfully everyone were high-quality high school students and knew their limits, so they wouldn’t ask overly crossing-the-line questions.
As a result, a few pieces of gossip really did get coaxed out. For example, Wang Sichen had a crush on a girl in his first year of high school, but that girl chose history when picking subjects in second year, and his crush ended without a result.
And Zhou Linxiao, when he was in elementary school abroad, had a crush on his art teacher. On graduation day, he even confessed to the teacher, and in return got a hug and the words, “You’re a handsome little gentleman. Thank you for your liking, but sorry, I’m already married.”
Liang Qianqian said in a surprised tone, “I didn’t expect you to like noona romance—no, teacher-student romance?”
Xiang Di didn’t speak, but she was also silently exclaiming in her heart.
【Wow, I thought he was a big-breasted daddy type, didn’t expect he’s actually a younger wolf-dog?】
Bai Jiangxin only understood the word “daddy.” He didn’t understand a single other word.
And besides, Zhou Linxiao is only eighteen this year—how is he supposed to be anyone’s dad?
Zhou Linxiao made an “mm” sound and said, “I was too young back then, so I guess I was more likely to develop feelings toward mature women around me.”
Liang Qianqian asked curiously, “Then after the teacher rejected you, did you date anyone later?”
Zhou Linxiao shook his head. “No. Ever since I was ruthlessly rejected by the teacher that time, because I was deeply traumatized, I’ve been sticking to working out. I planned to wait until I completely became a mature man before thinking about dating.”
“Well, I’ll be honest, you can start considering it now, bro.” Wang Sichen reached out and pinched Zhou Linxiao’s solid arm. “Your mature-man aura is already about to overflow, okay?”
“Alright, alright, let’s end this round here. If you’re curious, go private chat later. Next round.”
Ye Minjia continued spinning the bottle. This game really wasn’t great—the randomness was too strong. They had played so many rounds, yet the bottle still hadn’t landed on Bai Jiangxin.
He felt that this time it should land on Bai Jiangxin, right? Or landing on Xiang Di would also be fine.
Ye Minjia was anxious. Xiang Di was anxious too.
【Hurry up and land on me, then I can take the chance to choose a dare, and then you guys will force me to invite a member of the opposite sex to play an ambiguous little game, and then I’ll pretend I have no choice but to ask Bai Jiangxin, and in the end you’ll all start cheering—perfect!】
“……”
Bai Jiangxin felt his eyebrow twitch.
Not much courage, but plenty of schemes.
Unfortunately, the goddess of luck did not favor her. The bottle once again stopped in front of Zhou Linxiao.
This time Zhou Linxiao didn’t choose Truth. He chose Dare.
Wang Sichen asked him, “Can you sing Spanish songs?”
“Of course,” Zhou Linxiao said.
Wang Sichen’s smile looked a bit lewd. “Then for the dare, sing Despacito?”
“Huh?” Zhou Linxiao hesitated. “This song… isn’t very appropriate, is it?”
Wang Sichen spread his hands. “What’s wrong? It’s a great song.”
Despacito was a very classic Spanish song and was popular worldwide. Everyone present had heard it, though only to the extent of recognizing the melody.
Spanish pronunciation was very sexy. When Zhou Linxiao spoke Spanish, it felt completely different from when he spoke Chinese—less of that polite gentleness, and more wildness. Paired with the classic Latin rhythm, music had no borders. Even if you couldn’t understand the meaning, it didn’t affect everyone finding the song pleasant to listen to.
Everyone’s appreciative gazes were very pure. Zhou Linxiao could only be thankful that none of them understood Spanish.
However, what he definitely didn’t know was that among these pure gazes, there was a perverted wild wolf pretending to be an innocent villager.
【Eek, such horny lyrics, I like it.】
【Des~pa~cito, slowly take off your clothes with my kisses, leave my name on your lower body, leave my name all over your body~】
She didn’t know Spanish, so she automatically translated it into Chinese and sang along in her heart.
Thanks to her, Bai Jiangxin also learned what the lyrics of this song actually meant.
After the song ended, Zhou Linxiao’s ears were obviously red, but luckily the KTV atmosphere lights weren’t bright, so no one could see. Everyone even praised him for singing well.
Zhou Linxiao really felt undeserving of the praise and couldn’t help asking, “Do you guys really not know what the lyrics mean?”
So Bai Jiangxin watched with his own eyes as someone who had clearly known long ago that this was a dirty song still pretended not to know, only “finding out” after searching on her phone, then covering her mouth with a shocked expression.
Liang Qianqian immediately raised her hand and covered Xiang Di’s ears. “Baby, hurry and forget it. Pure people aren’t allowed to listen!”
Xiang Di blinked, obediently letting her ears be covered, wearing a wronged little expression like “oh no, my ears are no longer clean.”
Her appearance made Zhou Linxiao and Wang Sichen feel quite embarrassed. They felt they were being too unmanly, actually corrupting the mind of a pure little girl, and even apologized to Xiang Di, saying they had gone too far.
Xiang Di said it was fine on the surface, but in her heart she didn’t think so at all.
【LMAO, this level is nothing, I’ve heard way dirtier stuff.】
【Hmph, I’m just putting on a pure little white rabbit persona in front of my husband.】
Pure? Little white rabbit?
Bai Jiangxin almost wanted to laugh.
May I ask, do these words have even half a cent of relation to her?
He raised his hand, using the web between his thumb and index finger to block his lips. His tongue couldn’t help rolling twice inside his mouth. For the first time, he felt a bit of sympathy for Zhou Linxiao and Wang Sichen.
─── ꒰ঌ·✦·໒꒱ ───
The private room time limit was until six in the afternoon. After several rounds of games, time passed especially fast, and the screen lit up with the slogan “Reject Pornography, Gambling, and Drugs.”
All the fruit wine on the table had been finished, and most of the snacks and fruit platters were eaten as well. The bottle of fate had spun seven or eight rounds in a row without landing on either Bai Jiangxin or Xiang Di. Even Ye Minjia felt it was unbelievable.
Xiang Di gave up. Forget it. Her ambiguous dare with Bai Jiangxin was destined to be impossible.
Ye Minjia still wasn’t willing to give up. He stopped everyone and asked for one last round.
Seeing that the class monitor still hadn’t had enough, everyone could only sit back down and accompany him for one final round.
Before spinning the bottle, Ye Minjia prayed in his heart that this time it would definitely land on Bai Jiangxin or Xiang Di. The kid was really too curious.
Xiang Di was also praying at the same time. Land on me, land on me, land on me!
Heaven finally favored Ye Minjia once. This round, the bottle landed on Bai Jiangxin.
Ye Minjia threw his head back and laughed three times. Without even waiting for Bai Jiangxin to say whether he chose Truth or Dare, he directly pointed at his nose and asked, “Say it! Who did you give your first kiss to!”
Everyone present was stunned. The class monitor was way too bold. Xiang Di was so shocked that even her inner voice started stuttering.
【…It should still be there, right? It shouldn’t have been ruthlessly taken by someone else yet, right? No, I have a virgin complex. My aloof flower on the mountain, my pure white moonlight—if he’s been tainted, I’ll really cry myself to death.】
Letting her taint him, she doesn’t dare. Crying is useless anyway.
Bai Jiangxin frowned. After a long while, he spat out two words: “Still there.”
Ye Minjia: “?”
That’s not scientific.
Ye Minjia looked suspicious. “Don’t lie to me.”
“Is there any need?”
Ye Minjia: “Impossible, right.”
“How is it impossible?” Bai Jiangxin’s tone was flat. “Did you personally see me kissing someone?”
Ye Minjia had nothing to say.
That was true—he hadn’t seen it with his own eyes. It was all just guesswork.
Not getting to see any excitement, Wang Sichen looked disappointed. “What kind of question was that? Asking it was the same as not asking. Let’s disperse, let’s disperse, I’m going to take a piss.”
Zhou Linxiao: “Me too.”
After drinking so much fruit wine, Bai Jiangxin was also planning to go to the restroom. Just as he stood up from the sofa, he suddenly heard a certain heartbroken inner voice.
【So muddle-headed, class monitor, you wasted such a great opportunity for nothing. Why did you ask a truth question? You should’ve made my husband take a dare, make him kiss me—then wouldn’t my husband’s first kiss be mine?】
Hah?
This groundhog really thinks trash talk is zero-cost, huh.
The corner of Bai Jiangxin’s mouth twitched in a light scoff. He stopped and suddenly said to Ye Minjia, “Just now, when the bottle landed on me, whether to choose truth or dare should’ve been up to me, right?”
Ye Minjia: “But I already asked…”
Bai Jiangxin: “It’s fine, we can redo it. I choose dare.”
“What?”
Before Ye Minjia could react, Bai Jiangxin said, “You already asked me a question just now. The dare should be proposed by someone else now.”
Then his gaze shifted slightly and stopped directly on Xiang Di.
“Xiang Di, you propose it.”
“Huh?” Xiang Di pointed at herself. “Me?”
Bai Jiangxin: “Mm.”
Xiang Di asked cautiously, “…Anything is fine?”
Bai Jiangxin: “Mm. What do you want me to do?”
【No no no, happiness came too suddenly, I can’t think of what to make him do right now! Xiang Di! Calm down! Calm down! His fate is in your hands right now, you must cherish this opportunity—say what you want the most!】
Bai Jiangxin looked at her without revealing anything.
The opportunity was now delivered right to her face. If she had the guts, she could say for him to kiss her. Let’s see whether she wouldn’t dare say it, or he wouldn’t dare kiss.
【But what I want the most is for you to check my academic background—how am I supposed to say that!】
Bai Jiangxin: “?”
What kind of thing is that?
Help! My Crush Can Read Minds
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