2025
The day Jin Zhao reunited with Meng Yanxi, her students had just been egging her on in class, asking whether she had ever had a secret crush.
The wind flipped the pages of the book. Jin Zhao smiled faintly and nodded. “Yes. Tall and handsome. He looks cool and aloof, and his mouth is sharp enough that you’d worry he could poison himself just by licking his lips, but actually his heart is very warm, very soft. Aside from occasionally being a bit silly and having poor alcohol tolerance, he doesn’t really have any flaws. He even has exceptionally good luck.”
After class, she waited by the roadside for a DiDi. A black sedan stopped in front of her, unlocking with a “click.”
She was lowering her head to reply to a message and, without thinking, pulled open the door and sat inside.
The car drove off. At the same time, her phone rang, and the DiDi driver’s booming voice echoed in her ear: “You got into the wrong car! I’ve been honking like crazy behind you and you didn’t hear me? That’s a Maybach—over ten million! How did you dare?”
Jin Zhao froze in shock and was just about to confirm with the owner when the man who had been silent in the driver’s seat suddenly lifted his gaze.
Through the rearview mirror, Jin Zhao was caught completely off guard, meeting a pair of pitch-black peach-blossom eyes.
Jin Zhao: “……”
Help! She got into her secret crush’s Maybach by mistake!
*Sweet girl x cool guy / outwardly soft, inwardly strong NPC x heaven’s favored big shot
*Urban interwoven with campus / secret crush comes true / mutual redemption / double C, double first love
*Coming-of-age story, from youth, to adulthood, to intimate relationships; the growth of all characters runs throughout.
18+ Lizhu
Born into a chaotic world, Lizhu, though a princess, still lived a life of hardship and tribulation.
Looking back on her life, the most carefree days were but the brief three years of marriage with her husband, Pei Yinzhi.
From a poor scholar to the highest rank among ministers, Pei Yinzhi spent ten years to finally stand before her—shielding her from the humiliation of her former husband when she had no one to rely on, sparing her from being married off to the borderlands to endure a displaced and wandering life, and in the storm and turmoil of troubled times, holding up a sky for her.
Yet he himself, plagued by an old illness that worsened beyond remedy, passed away early at the age of thirty.
Fortunately, Lizhu was reborn.
The young princess resolved that in this lifetime, she would see to it that Pei Yinzhi turns misfortune into blessing, and lives a long and prosperous life.
—
But before her plans could begin, before the battle was even joined, Lizhu had not expected that upon just arriving in Pei Yinzhi’s hometown, she would be seized by mountain bandits.
Fortunately, these bandits, though thieves, had their code—they sought wealth, not lust. The soot-stained and bedraggled young princess gathered her courage to ask the masked bandit chief about the whereabouts of Pei Yinzhi.
Who would have thought that after hearing her words, the other paused, tossed aside the gold and silver in his hand, and asked: “…Which Pei Yinzhi?”
“Pei, of the Pei clan of Yiling; Yin, as in the succession of eternal blessings. He is graceful and intelligent, brimming with talent, the finest young gentleman beneath the heavens. If you safely deliver me to his side, I guarantee he will bestow upon you halls filled with gold and silver, and wealth and honor unending!”
“Oh? And what relation are you to him?”
“…I am his betrothed, his destined match!”
“That damned matchmaker must’ve had bird droppings for brains.”
The young bandit pulled off his mask, revealing a smiling, handsome face that Lizhu knew all too well:
“I’m much better-looking than him. Little lady, instead of marrying him… why not marry me?”
Lizhu had thought her consort-to-be was frail yet resolute, a gentle minister with the integrity of a gentleman.
Only later did she learn that he was raised in the wilds, illiterate, a man who rose by assuming another’s name, a parricide and fratricide, ruthless and cruel.
In their past life, he had worn the guise of a court princess’s husband for a lifetime.
In this life, he no longer pretended—yet still dared to covet her.
—
[The timid princess who accomplishes grand deeds × the foul-mouthed bandit who pretends to be a gentleman]
[An absurd, silly story that’s sleazy yet faintly tinged with pure love]
As the college entrance examination approached, third-year high school students pulled out all sorts of tricks to release their academic pressure. Xiang Di was no exception—only her way of decompressing was very… peculiar.
——yy her crush (sleazy version).
The number-one academic god of their grade, who also happened to be an iceberg school heartthrob, Bai Jiangxin.
yy makes people happy.
Xiang Di’s mock exam scores shot up by leaps and bounds, and she didn’t notice at all that her crush—who could read people’s thoughts—had been tormented by her sleazy fantasies to the point of being unable to sleep all night, his mock exam scores plummeting disastrously.
Finally, one day, Bai Jiangxin couldn’t take it anymore. He threw down his pen and walked over to Xiang Di’s desk.
The girl had a harmless, sweet-looking face. She blinked, her delicate, cute features filled with innocence.
“Do you need something, Classmate Bai?”
Bai Jiangxin: “Let’s talk.”
“Ah, that wouldn’t be very appropriate, right?” The girl looked cautious about avoiding suspicion. “What if the teacher misunderstands and thinks we’re having an early romance?”
Early romance? She actually had the nerve to say early romance?
The corner of Bai Jiangxin’s mouth twitched.
When clearly, in her head, he had already made her cry who knows how many times.
Later, Bai Jiangxin discovered that she really was a great prophet.
– Outwardly abstinent, but ferocious when it comes to real, hands-on action: a lofty, untouchable flower × Inwardly sleazy, but the moment things get real, instantly chickens out: a sleazy, cute girl
– You aloof, repressed men are just born to be ruthlessly conquered by straightforward, sweet girls
Content warnings:
- xp fic. The author’s xp may not suit every reader. I can only guarantee I enjoyed writing it; it may make many people cringe. Personal tastes differ—please be understanding~
- The writing style is exaggerated and crude, with a large number of vulgar jokes. If you can’t handle the protagonist’s crude inner thoughts, please read with caution.
- The male lead is a sharp-tongued, snarky commentator. If you can’t accept the male lead roasting and mocking the female lead, read with caution. If you can’t accept the female lead having her privacy exposed by the male lead reading her mind, also read with caution.
- Before the college entrance exam, it’s only yy, no dating
- Complaints like “if the female lead were male, she’d just be a sleazy yy guy” are not accepted. Our girl is really great besides being sleazy!
- Not pure romance, and not pure sleaze either—sometimes very sleazy, sometimes very pure romance. The composition is complex
[Footnotes]
- yy: Internet slang meaning to fantasize or indulge in daydreams, often with a suggestive undertone.
- xp: Short for “sexual preference” or “kink,” used here to indicate the author’s personal taste.
The big-eared little beagle yelps oddly: “Mommy, tell the story again about how you picked me up.”
Swamp Monster: “……”
How to tell the child that, before she grew up, he had always wanted to swat her dead.
*
Jiang Xiaoya transmigrates into a strange-tales world. She must struggle to survive, hack her way through thorns, and stay alive!
Good news: she’s been picked up and protected by a kindhearted person.
Bad news: she’s turned into a baby!
Even worse bad news: the kindhearted person who picked her up is the big boss of the strange-tales world!
At the end of the lakes and swamps lives a terrifying Swamp Monster. Whenever it rains, a dreadful bog appears around him, devouring everything nearby; he is ferocious and bloodthirsty, muddled and dim.
The place where he lives is called by humans the “Black Forbidden Zone.”
Until one day… he picked up a little baby.
The Swamp Monster, crawling in the shadows, lets out a terrifying low growl toward the infant.
The little baby hugs the water ghost’s thigh and makes werwer odd cries.
Later, the terrifying monster learns how to mix milk powder, point at pictures, and tell bedtime stories.
All in all, although she makes werwer strange cries at first, with big eyes and a tiny body she is still a very cute baby. But as time goes on…
And later still—
Swamp Monster: At my most desperate, I once thought of jumping off a building holding her.
*
Four-year-old Jiang Xiaoya says she wants to drink nutritious milk powder, that one with three deer.
They say if you drink it your head will get bigger, and you’ll become very smart.
The Swamp Monster finds it annoying, but Jiang Xiaoya really is too thin and small, and very stupid; she does indeed need that whatever-it-is to nourish her brain.
He goes to human territory, but after searching for a long time he only finds milk powder with one deer on it. There is no Three Deer.
He thinks about it.
Reaches out his hand, and takes three cans.
It isn’t until Jiang Xiaoya recognizes more and more characters that one day she discovers that the One Deer milk powder she has been drinking since childhood actually says: Instant Coffee.
……
In the whole world, only Jiang Xiaoya understands the Swamp Monster’s language.
When he says hulu-hulu, it means it’s time to eat; when he lets out terrifying hissing roars, it’s to scare Jiang Xiaoya into behaving. If he says bulu-bulu—
That is him saying: Xiaoya, I love you.
【Mini Theater】
Jiang Xiaoya has always thought the Swamp Monster was her mama, because his hair is especially long. Until one day, from far away, she sees Mama standing silently in the rain, beneath the hair gathering a slender stream of water. S
he runs over, raises her umbrella, and stands on tiptoe.
The Swamp Monster lowers his head; dense eyelashes cover a layer of pooled rainwater, finally revealing his original appearance—it turns out to be a handsome, delicate-featured youth.
—So it wasn’t Swamp Monster Mama, but Swamp Monster Big Brother!
Xiaoya wants to pull him into the house, but the Swamp Monster lowers his head and firmly presses Xiaoya in place.
He learned it from a little deer by the roadside: when it rains, as long as you don’t move after your fur gets wet, the water won’t seep into the inside of the coat.
Xiaoya thinks in puzzlement: But they don’t have fur!
So Xiaoya lets Big Brother hold the umbrella.
One big and one small squat by the river, waiting an entire afternoon for the rain to stop.
【Reading Guide】
1. Non-human pseudo-kin. The age gap isn’t large—three years old raising one year old. It’s just that the male lead isn’t human, so he’s much larger than ordinary people and has extremely strong survival abilities. Being called “mom” is due to a misunderstanding in the early stage, because the male lead’s hair is long and his face can’t be seen clearly.
2. In the early stage the male lead is a pure monster, who only goes heh-heh-heh chasing and killing all living beings. Later, as the female lead grows up, he will gradually become human. During the 【childhood period】 there is no romance. Emotional changes occur after the female lead reaches 【adulthood】.
3. There are superpower and mental-form settings. The female lead’s mental form is a little beagle.
【HIGHLIGHT!!!!】
It does not involve anything like a child bride, please please don’t misunderstand. This is a very childish, fairy-tale-style story of two little ones growing up together.