Romance
The big-eared little beagle yelps oddly: “Mommy, tell the story again about how you picked me up.”
Swamp Monster: “……”
How to tell the child that, before she grew up, he had always wanted to swat her dead.
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Jiang Xiaoya transmigrates into a strange-tales world. She must struggle to survive, hack her way through thorns, and stay alive!
Good news: she’s been picked up and protected by a kindhearted person.
Bad news: she’s turned into a baby!
Even worse bad news: the kindhearted person who picked her up is the big boss of the strange-tales world!
At the end of the lakes and swamps lives a terrifying Swamp Monster. Whenever it rains, a dreadful bog appears around him, devouring everything nearby; he is ferocious and bloodthirsty, muddled and dim.
The place where he lives is called by humans the “Black Forbidden Zone.”
Until one day… he picked up a little baby.
The Swamp Monster, crawling in the shadows, lets out a terrifying low growl toward the infant.
The little baby hugs the water ghost’s thigh and makes werwer odd cries.
Later, the terrifying monster learns how to mix milk powder, point at pictures, and tell bedtime stories.
All in all, although she makes werwer strange cries at first, with big eyes and a tiny body she is still a very cute baby. But as time goes on…
And later still—
Swamp Monster: At my most desperate, I once thought of jumping off a building holding her.
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Four-year-old Jiang Xiaoya says she wants to drink nutritious milk powder, that one with three deer.
They say if you drink it your head will get bigger, and you’ll become very smart.
The Swamp Monster finds it annoying, but Jiang Xiaoya really is too thin and small, and very stupid; she does indeed need that whatever-it-is to nourish her brain.
He goes to human territory, but after searching for a long time he only finds milk powder with one deer on it. There is no Three Deer.
He thinks about it.
Reaches out his hand, and takes three cans.
It isn’t until Jiang Xiaoya recognizes more and more characters that one day she discovers that the One Deer milk powder she has been drinking since childhood actually says: Instant Coffee.
……
In the whole world, only Jiang Xiaoya understands the Swamp Monster’s language.
When he says hulu-hulu, it means it’s time to eat; when he lets out terrifying hissing roars, it’s to scare Jiang Xiaoya into behaving. If he says bulu-bulu—
That is him saying: Xiaoya, I love you.
【Mini Theater】
Jiang Xiaoya has always thought the Swamp Monster was her mama, because his hair is especially long. Until one day, from far away, she sees Mama standing silently in the rain, beneath the hair gathering a slender stream of water. S
he runs over, raises her umbrella, and stands on tiptoe.
The Swamp Monster lowers his head; dense eyelashes cover a layer of pooled rainwater, finally revealing his original appearance—it turns out to be a handsome, delicate-featured youth.
—So it wasn’t Swamp Monster Mama, but Swamp Monster Big Brother!
Xiaoya wants to pull him into the house, but the Swamp Monster lowers his head and firmly presses Xiaoya in place.
He learned it from a little deer by the roadside: when it rains, as long as you don’t move after your fur gets wet, the water won’t seep into the inside of the coat.
Xiaoya thinks in puzzlement: But they don’t have fur!
So Xiaoya lets Big Brother hold the umbrella.
One big and one small squat by the river, waiting an entire afternoon for the rain to stop.
【Reading Guide】
1. Non-human pseudo-kin. The age gap isn’t large—three years old raising one year old. It’s just that the male lead isn’t human, so he’s much larger than ordinary people and has extremely strong survival abilities. Being called “mom” is due to a misunderstanding in the early stage, because the male lead’s hair is long and his face can’t be seen clearly.
2. In the early stage the male lead is a pure monster, who only goes heh-heh-heh chasing and killing all living beings. Later, as the female lead grows up, he will gradually become human. During the 【childhood period】 there is no romance. Emotional changes occur after the female lead reaches 【adulthood】.
3. There are superpower and mental-form settings. The female lead’s mental form is a little beagle.
【HIGHLIGHT!!!!】
It does not involve anything like a child bride, please please don’t misunderstand. This is a very childish, fairy-tale-style story of two little ones growing up together.
In the novel, the male supporting character is the female lead’s older brother.
The male supporting character is disliked by the female lead for having a terminal illness; his temperament is cold, and he lives in desolation.
However, when the female lead kicks up a fuss all day long and is abandoned by everyone, he still protects her, gives her everything, and even dies for her.
Su Ci transmigrated into the book, becoming a little rabbit raised by the male supporting character.
She discovered that her life was bound to this terminally ill male supporting character.
After becoming a little rabbit, Su Ci could only sleep on the male supporting character’s dusty bed every day, eat withered carrots, and guard against the female lead who would pluck her rabbit fur from time to time.
To return to human form, she needed to find ways every day to get close to him.
The male supporting character discovered that recently, his pet little rabbit wanted to kiss him at every moment.
Until one night, when he lowered his head and kissed this soft little thing, it actually turned into a beautiful little yaojing.
…………
The female lead got into trouble and ran to find the male supporting character she had always disliked.
Unexpectedly, the boy who was obviously poor, desolate, and about to die had, in the blink of an eye, become a young master of a wealthy family, with a beautiful girl beside him who looked like a yaojing.
What made her eyes redden was that the always cold and indifferent male supporting character actually kissed that girl gently in front of everyone!
18+ Chasing Jade
Her parents passed away, her childhood betrothed withdrew from their engagement, and her relatives were eager to devour her orphaned household.
For the sake of her five-year-old younger sister, Fan Changyu decided to recruit a husband into the family.
She set her sights on the man she had saved—a man covered in wounds, with nothing to his name but a good-looking face.
The two quickly came to an agreement: she would take him in to heal, and in return, he would pretend to become her live-in husband to help her protect her family estate.
Once the family business was secured, Fan Changyu prepared, as promised, to write the separation paper. Unexpectedly, the imperial court went to war and conscripted soldiers—the man was seized as a laboring conscript and disappeared without a trace.
When she saw him again, he was lying in a tent for the wounded, his body drenched in blood. The bloodstained face was as striking as ever, yet his low-ranked soldier’s uniform was shredded beyond repair.
Seeing how hard his life in the army had been, Fan Changyu’s eyes turned red. “Don’t serve in the army anymore. Come back—I’ll butcher pigs to support you.”
The man half-opened his eyes and coughed up blood. “You were going to divorce me…”
Fan Changyu, teary-eyed: “No more divorcing, no more divorcing!”
【Mini Theater】
Marquis of Wu’an, Xie Zheng, rose to fame young, his military exploits unmatched. At twenty, he was ennobled by merit—a feat no one else in the Great Yin Dynasty could match. His methods of commanding the army were infamous for being iron-blooded and severe.
Lately, however, the soldiers under him found their marquis somewhat strange.
He no longer stayed in his own central command tent but instead squeezed himself into a small, tattered tent for the wounded.
Normally, even when stabbed through, he could get back on his feet within two or three days. This time, ten days and half a month passed, and still he hadn’t recovered.
After visiting him, the army strategist clicked his tongue twice. “With someone wiping his body and feeding him medicine while he lies there, of course he won’t heal anytime soon!”
Not until the marquis’s wife—whom no one in the army had ever seen—secretly donned her husband’s shredded uniform and went to battle in his stead, fearing her sickly live-in husband would die on the front lines, did their “gravely injured” marquis suddenly spring up from bed in shock, hastily don his armor, and lead troops to chase after her.
The sunset was blood-red, wild geese wept across the sky.
Fan Changyu, wielding a butcher’s knife, cleaved down an enemy general’s head and looked toward the distant reinforcements charging through a storm of yellow dust. Her vision blurred slightly.
She tugged at a nearby young soldier and asked, “That general wearing a Qilin-shouldered Mingguang Armor, riding high on a warhorse at the very front—why does he look so much like my husband?”
Young soldier: “…Isn’t it possible that he actually is?”
A silly yet fierce little sun ☀️ VS “That woman is so vulgar, why won’t she like me?” Marquis Xie
The day Jin Zhao reunited with Meng Yanxi, her students had just been egging her on in class, asking whether she had ever had a secret crush.
The wind flipped the pages of the book. Jin Zhao smiled faintly and nodded. “Yes. Tall and handsome. He looks cool and aloof, and his mouth is sharp enough that you’d worry he could poison himself just by licking his lips, but actually his heart is very warm, very soft. Aside from occasionally being a bit silly and having poor alcohol tolerance, he doesn’t really have any flaws. He even has exceptionally good luck.”
After class, she waited by the roadside for a DiDi. A black sedan stopped in front of her, unlocking with a “click.”
She was lowering her head to reply to a message and, without thinking, pulled open the door and sat inside.
The car drove off. At the same time, her phone rang, and the DiDi driver’s booming voice echoed in her ear: “You got into the wrong car! I’ve been honking like crazy behind you and you didn’t hear me? That’s a Maybach—over ten million! How did you dare?”
Jin Zhao froze in shock and was just about to confirm with the owner when the man who had been silent in the driver’s seat suddenly lifted his gaze.
Through the rearview mirror, Jin Zhao was caught completely off guard, meeting a pair of pitch-black peach-blossom eyes.
Jin Zhao: “……”
Help! She got into her secret crush’s Maybach by mistake!
*Sweet girl x cool guy / outwardly soft, inwardly strong NPC x heaven’s favored big shot
*Urban interwoven with campus / secret crush comes true / mutual redemption / double C, double first love
*Coming-of-age story, from youth, to adulthood, to intimate relationships; the growth of all characters runs throughout.
[An absurd, silly story that’s sleazy yet faintly tinged with pure love]
As the college entrance examination approached, third-year high school students pulled out all sorts of tricks to release their academic pressure. Xiang Di was no exception—only her way of decompressing was very… peculiar.
——yy her crush (sleazy version).
The number-one academic god of their grade, who also happened to be an iceberg school heartthrob, Bai Jiangxin.
yy makes people happy.
Xiang Di’s mock exam scores shot up by leaps and bounds, and she didn’t notice at all that her crush—who could read people’s thoughts—had been tormented by her sleazy fantasies to the point of being unable to sleep all night, his mock exam scores plummeting disastrously.
Finally, one day, Bai Jiangxin couldn’t take it anymore. He threw down his pen and walked over to Xiang Di’s desk.
The girl had a harmless, sweet-looking face. She blinked, her delicate, cute features filled with innocence.
“Do you need something, Classmate Bai?”
Bai Jiangxin: “Let’s talk.”
“Ah, that wouldn’t be very appropriate, right?” The girl looked cautious about avoiding suspicion. “What if the teacher misunderstands and thinks we’re having an early romance?”
Early romance? She actually had the nerve to say early romance?
The corner of Bai Jiangxin’s mouth twitched.
When clearly, in her head, he had already made her cry who knows how many times.
Later, Bai Jiangxin discovered that she really was a great prophet.
– Outwardly abstinent, but ferocious when it comes to real, hands-on action: a lofty, untouchable flower × Inwardly sleazy, but the moment things get real, instantly chickens out: a sleazy, cute girl
– You aloof, repressed men are just born to be ruthlessly conquered by straightforward, sweet girls
Content warnings:
- xp fic. The author’s xp may not suit every reader. I can only guarantee I enjoyed writing it; it may make many people cringe. Personal tastes differ—please be understanding~
- The writing style is exaggerated and crude, with a large number of vulgar jokes. If you can’t handle the protagonist’s crude inner thoughts, please read with caution.
- The male lead is a sharp-tongued, snarky commentator. If you can’t accept the male lead roasting and mocking the female lead, read with caution. If you can’t accept the female lead having her privacy exposed by the male lead reading her mind, also read with caution.
- Before the college entrance exam, it’s only yy, no dating
- Complaints like “if the female lead were male, she’d just be a sleazy yy guy” are not accepted. Our girl is really great besides being sleazy!
- Not pure romance, and not pure sleaze either—sometimes very sleazy, sometimes very pure romance. The composition is complex
[Footnotes]
- yy: Internet slang meaning to fantasize or indulge in daydreams, often with a suggestive undertone.
- xp: Short for “sexual preference” or “kink,” used here to indicate the author’s personal taste.
Su Xi had wanted for nothing since childhood—clothed and fed without worry, gifted in her studies, the very model of a perfect girl admired by all.
Lu Huan, on the other hand, had drifted through a life of hardship, surviving by the skin of his teeth. Before he became an emperor, he was a boy who endured humiliation and cruelty.
One day, Su Xi downloaded a romance simulation game app and discovered that the in-game character had deep black eyes, gloomy yet beautiful—exactly her type. Overjoyed, she immediately entered “raising-my-cub mode.”
“Why isn’t there a brazier in his little house? Do I have to top-up money to buy him one?”
“He looks so good in snow-white clothes, aaaa—buy, buy, buy!”
“Why does he have footprints on him every time he steps outside? Is that a side quest? Should I deal with the people bullying him?!”
Su Xi played the nurturing game with great enthusiasm.
Meanwhile, Lu Huan, who had grown up amid mud and blood, had always thought living simply meant enduring one more day, then another.
Until, with complicated feelings, he began to notice——
Warm coals had been secretly placed in his cold little room.
His tattered, hole-ridden clothes had quietly been replaced with new ones.
Those young noble sons who mocked and tormented him had been beaten so badly they didn’t dare leave their homes.
On his long, lonely road, there suddenly appeared a merciful Bodhisattva who had come to save him.
18+ Lizhu
Born into a chaotic world, Lizhu, though a princess, still lived a life of hardship and tribulation.
Looking back on her life, the most carefree days were but the brief three years of marriage with her husband, Pei Yinzhi.
From a poor scholar to the highest rank among ministers, Pei Yinzhi spent ten years to finally stand before her—shielding her from the humiliation of her former husband when she had no one to rely on, sparing her from being married off to the borderlands to endure a displaced and wandering life, and in the storm and turmoil of troubled times, holding up a sky for her.
Yet he himself, plagued by an old illness that worsened beyond remedy, passed away early at the age of thirty.
Fortunately, Lizhu was reborn.
The young princess resolved that in this lifetime, she would see to it that Pei Yinzhi turns misfortune into blessing, and lives a long and prosperous life.
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But before her plans could begin, before the battle was even joined, Lizhu had not expected that upon just arriving in Pei Yinzhi’s hometown, she would be seized by mountain bandits.
Fortunately, these bandits, though thieves, had their code—they sought wealth, not lust. The soot-stained and bedraggled young princess gathered her courage to ask the masked bandit chief about the whereabouts of Pei Yinzhi.
Who would have thought that after hearing her words, the other paused, tossed aside the gold and silver in his hand, and asked: “…Which Pei Yinzhi?”
“Pei, of the Pei clan of Yiling; Yin, as in the succession of eternal blessings. He is graceful and intelligent, brimming with talent, the finest young gentleman beneath the heavens. If you safely deliver me to his side, I guarantee he will bestow upon you halls filled with gold and silver, and wealth and honor unending!”
“Oh? And what relation are you to him?”
“…I am his betrothed, his destined match!”
“That damned matchmaker must’ve had bird droppings for brains.”
The young bandit pulled off his mask, revealing a smiling, handsome face that Lizhu knew all too well:
“I’m much better-looking than him. Little lady, instead of marrying him… why not marry me?”
Lizhu had thought her consort-to-be was frail yet resolute, a gentle minister with the integrity of a gentleman.
Only later did she learn that he was raised in the wilds, illiterate, a man who rose by assuming another’s name, a parricide and fratricide, ruthless and cruel.
In their past life, he had worn the guise of a court princess’s husband for a lifetime.
In this life, he no longer pretended—yet still dared to covet her.
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[The timid princess who accomplishes grand deeds × the foul-mouthed bandit who pretends to be a gentleman]
At No. 1 Experimental High School, Tao Zhi, a figure of renown, had long dominated both the area beside the school and the final examination hall.
One day, a rumor spread: Miss Tao, for some unknown reason, had taken a fancy to that legendary academic overlord—the great hope of No. 1 High to defeat Affiliated High—the soon-to-be provincial top scorer in the college entrance examination—Jiang Qihuai.
Tao Zhi investigated from many sides and inquired into what kind of girl the overlord liked. First, she had to be obedient, must listen; second, her studies must be good—basically, anyone under seven hundred points was not worth discussing.
Tao Zhi possessed neither of these, and thus, for love, she began doing Five Three, transformed into a ruthless problem-solving machine, and studied from dawn to dusk for half a month. Then, on the monthly exam, she scored three hundred fifty.
When the results came out, Tao Zhi cornered Jiang Qihuai in a small alley. On the surface, it was negotiation; in truth, it was a threat:
“Look, I like you so much. Either you make an exception and let me take the exam twice?”
The youth lazily lifted his peach blossom eyes, gaze indifferent:
“Twice, and you think you can score seven hundred?”
Tao Zhi, extremely perfunctory and utterly insincere, said:
“I score three hundred fifty once, if I take it twice, isn’t that seven hundred?”
Jiang Qihuai: “…”
Silly White-Sweet Princess × Beautiful, Strong, Tragic B King
“Study well, improve every day, sprint toward the college entrance exam” proper campus novel (?)
——“Follow me, ah. Big Sister will spend money on you.”
【Blurb One】
The Crown Prince died, and the Great Xuan Dynasty’s line was cut off.
The rebel army was at the gates.
To stabilize the situation and uncover the cause of her twin brother’s death, Princess Changfeng Zhao Yan had no choice but to don men’s clothing and play the role of the Crown Prince of the Eastern Palace, who coughed blood whenever the wind blew.
On the night she entered the Eastern Palace, the Empress repeatedly warned: “Prince Su, as the only non-imperial prince of this dynasty, has long controlled the court, holds military power in his hands, and is full of wolfish ambition—he must not be underestimated!”
Hearing this, Zhao Yan clutched at her vest again and again, treading daily as though on thin ice.
Until one day, Zhao Yan fell into someone’s scheme.
When she woke, everything was in disarray—and that Prince Su, who held sway over the world, was right beside her, hair loose, robes undone, his finely arched eyes both languid and dangerous.
It was over!
Zhao Yan’s mind went completely blank, and she turned and ran.
The next moment, her sash was caught.
Prince Su gave a low laugh, his voice tinged with displeasure: “Running away just like this, isn’t that improper?”
The “little Crown Prince,” black hair scattered, face pale, stammered: “I… I’m going to read memorials.”
“Very well.”
The man leisurely twined her hair around his fingers, his voice husky as he said, “While Your Highness reads memorials, this minister shall read Your Highness.”
【Blurb Two】
The world all said that Prince Su, born rebellious and unruly, had changed his nature—no longer causing trouble or rebelling, but instead becoming obsessed with assisting the Crown Prince.
Not only did he stay overnight in the Eastern Palace daily, but also shared the same couch with the Crown Prince, feet touching as they slept.
Who could have expected that one day, when the truth came out, the Crown Prince of the Eastern Palace was in fact a woman in disguise, cross-dressing as a man and wreaking havoc upon the court?
The entire court was in uproar, and all speculated that Prince Su would seize this chance to overthrow the throne and usurp it.
Yet unexpectedly, during the court interrogation, Prince Su, clad in a dark-black great cloak, before all the civil and military officials, bent down and lowered his head, reaching out to cover the slender fingertips of the young girl.
“Don’t be afraid. Walk forward.”
His voice, both grim and reliable, sounded faintly: “If anyone dares speak recklessly, I shall kill that person; if the heavens block the way, I shall rebel against this heaven.”
The original seven-part horror novel series — “Ancient Mansion Ghosts”, “Swamp Monster”, “Polar Beast”, “Ghost Castle”, “Deep Sea Sinking”, “Mechanical Killing Device”, “Jiangshi Resurrection”.
Because of the heroines who appeared in these stories, in the end… the horror stories all turned into love stories.
Yan Luqing was on the plane, reading a yearly heart-wrenching novel.
In it, the most popular character was not the male and female leads, but the villainous big shot who had been persecuted by countless lunatics—Gu Ci.
In his youth, Gu Ci had been brilliant and dazzling, but after his family declined, he was targeted for revenge by his parents’ enemies. His obsidian-like beautiful eyes were poisoned and blinded, and in the end he was even “hidden away” by a paranoid lunatic goddess who secretly loved him.
After experiencing all this, the youth who was once as clear and bright as wind and moonlight completely blackened.
Who wouldn’t feel distressed for a beautiful, strong, and tragic figure? Yan Luqing also felt distressed, and angrily cursed at that goddess lunatic.
Who would have thought that after a plane crash, she would transmigrate into that female supporting character who was shouted at by everyone and attempted to monopolize Gu Ci.
The timing was exactly the first day of “hiding Ci in the golden house.”
After recalling the pig-dog-worse ending the female supporting character had in the original book, Yan Luqing: …
oh no?
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The female supporting character’s ending in the original book was well-deserved. Yan Luqing absolutely could not repeat the same mistake.
From the very first day, she gave the big shot good food and drink, raising him well—nominally “hiding Ci,” but in reality worshiping him.
She treated Gu Ci’s eyes, bought whatever he wanted to eat, if he wanted stars she would pluck them for him, if he wanted flowers she would yank them out and make flower crowns for him—the flowers at home were all plucked bald.
Thus two months passed. According to the original plot, it was the day Gu Ci should escape.
Yan Luqing let out a long sigh of relief. Without needing the big shot to act personally, she very proactively and obsequiously opened the front door wide, and said to him: “Congratulations, you’re free now.”
Gu Ci looked at her for quite a while, his beautiful black eyes deep and heavy, then suddenly smiled: “What if I say, I don’t want freedom?”
Yan Luqing: “???”
Where is your business empire? Where is your ambition for revenge? Damn it, the script isn’t supposed to go like this!
【Silly healing girl × Scheming reborn big shot】
“Lu Yixin.” Fang Yongnian finally opened his mouth.
“Here!” Lu Yixin answered crisp and clear.
“I’m thirty-two years old this year.” When Fang Yongnian had no expression, his way of speaking was always slow and dragging, making people unable to guess what he was going to say next.
“Mm…” Lu Yixin had the intuition that Fang Yongnian was about to unleash a big move, so she answered very cautiously.
“When you grow up, I’ll already be almost forty.” Fang Yongnian was still slow and dragging, yet strangely did not leave any gap for Lu Yixin to interrupt, “Forty years old, and still single?”
He countered with a question, then softly snorted: “Little girl, really vicious.”
Lu Yixin: “……”
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• A story about a little young girl chasing an old man.
• Male lead is 14 years older than the female lead; the male lead’s right leg is amputated below the knee.